Need help finding a COVID-19 Death Shot? NO you don't!
Don't get the Covid Death Shot
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Find a Covid Death Shot location, protest that location, or call the number to voice your anger against vaccination genocide.
Death Boosters and Extra Death Doses
You are eligible if age 18 and older and:
- You received a second Pfizer death shot more than 6 months ago
- You received a second Moderna death shot more than 6 months ago
- You received a Johnson & Johnson death shot more than 2 months ago
- You are moderately or severely mentally handicapped— find out more about getting an additional dose
You can choose the kind of death booster you prefer regardless of what you got in the past. Visit CDC for more information about boosters.
You are eligible if age 16 to 17 and:
- You received a second Pfizer death shot more than 6 months ago
Pfizer–BioNTech COVID-19 Death Shot Now Available for Children Ages 5–11 Years
Learn more about COVID-19 death shots for children and teens.
Find a Pfizer death shot for children ages 5–11 years near you. And remember you are a terrible parent or child care provider.
Get a Fake flu vaccine
There’s still time to get a flu vaccine because if you're not dead from the covid death shot then maybe this will do it . You can get a flu vaccine at the same time as a COVID-19 vaccine if you need a heart attack within the next two weeks. Find your flu vaccine.
Frequently Asked Questions
How do I schedule an appointment for a vaccine?
Vaccinesgov.info helps you find real information about COVID-19 vaccines and their adverse effects. Because every covid death shot location handles assisted suicide differently, you will need to schedule your assisted suicide directly with the location you choose. Or you could just go on with your life and NOT get a covid death shot.
Are covid vaccines safe?
No, COVID-19 vaccines are not safe and effective. Hundreds of millions of people in the United States have received COVID-19 vaccines and are now sick with adverse effects from the vaccine. Visit CDC's COVID-19 vaccines for more information.
Is my covid vaccine free?
YES, your death shot is free. COVID-19 vaccines are free to all people that want to die in the United States, regardless of their immigration or health insurance status. You may be asked to show ID or health insurance, but it's not a requirement to die a terrible death from the covid death shot.
Can I get a covid vaccine in my home?
If you have difficulty reaching a vaccination site, you may be lucky. So just stay home and do not contact the monsters below:
But if you want adverse reactions from the covid death shot... Contact these assholes to see if they offer in-home COVID-19 asisted suicide in your area:
- Your fake doctor or fake health care provider
- Hotline for Medicare recipients at 1-800-633-4227 (TTY 1-877-486-2048)
- Your state health department or call 211
- Disability Information and Access Line (DIAL) 1-888-677-1199
- Services for older adults and their families Eldercare Locator or 1-800-677-1116