"I'm too stupid to think for myself so I got the shot."
Typical Nebraska Loser
"Mom's ask me what to do. I tell them if you hate your kids, give them the shot."
Loony Nebraska Doctor
"I put my son through the death shot trials because I'm a terrible mother."
Wacko Nebraska Doctor
"To ensure birth defects, get the shot while pregnant."
-Dr. Tara Kirkpatrick
Pycho Doctor and Sadist
"The best way to conquer the virus is to get the shot and die."
Illegal Alien and Dumpster Diver
"Listen to your doctors because they do anything for money."
Grandmother and Mad Scientist
"My whole soccer team got the shot and now we are all sick."
Illegal Alien and Snot Nosed Brat
"I know people who died from pre-existing conditions but we blame it on covid."
Self Absorbed Stool Pigeon
"I trusted the doctors and now I can't walk."
-Paw Bway Htoo
Regretful Immigrant and Nervous Wreck
"Band de bip doo bee noot harfles gert nee coo lin soop dip daw beep boop yip yaw bing bong."
"Covid is no joke but me and my family are a joke."
-Tim Schulte and Family
Last Generation Farmers
"I'll roll up my sleeve and get shot with whatever Big Pharma has for me."
Small Town Know It All